pottY tAlk...

verY recentlY...someoNe looKed @ me suspiciouzlY and asKed me:
"do you tAke poT?"

considerinG she'Z americAn, me repLied:
"poT? you meAn marijuAna??? hahAa...i knoW it referZ to marijuAna cuZ i leArnt thAt froM mZ. swAn....."

theN she questioNed:
"mZ. swAn???"

i wisHed i couLd shoW heR thiZ youtuBe cliP abouT mZ. swAn......i thinK she thoughT thAt i reAlly kneW someoNe cAlled mZ. swAn.....so i enlighteNed heR:
"oH she'Z a chAracter froM mAdtv...hmM, i leArnt thAt froM heR on youtuBe...hmM, i don'T eveN knoW wheRe to geT poT around heRe...."

theN i contiNued...:
"welL...for the reAl poT, i hAve 2 - one for mAking scrAmbled eggZ, and one for cookinG noodleZ."

thAt iz the moZ hilAriouz conversAtion siNce so mAny dAyzzz....


"yAh yAh ok...the bLue liNe iz behiNd..." ^O^
illZ...