tectoNic acNe outbreAk!!!
it all begAn with a blemisH on my right cheeK....which becAme a volcAno...
theN upoN its eruptioN...tectonic shiftZ resulted in mini volcAnoez arisinG on my chin...
theN az the tectonic plAtes rusH towArds eAch other...the eruptinG volcAno on my right cheeK hAz accompAnying volcAnoezzzZ emerging around it...
theN somehoW the tectoNic shiftinGz attAcked my foreheAd with 3 mini volcAnoes az well...
theN the skiN areA above my uppeR liP alSo kenA some eruptiVe mini volcAnoez......................
totAlly assymetRic = oH my gosH.
the pAst 2 weekZ hAve beeN totAl bloodsHed and puS-sHed...
too mucH to tolerAte, so i seeKed medicAl helP from my deArezt Dr. Ooi...
i wenT into hiZ rooM...he wAs looking at my recordz...and i sAid immediAtely: "Hi Doctor...I'm not ill...no flu....but please save me, save my face...my acne outbreAk iz just terrible!!"
theN he looKed up at my fAce...and theZe are whAt he prezcriBed:
S$62.00....for all theZe acne cureZ...
gosH, i hAve FYP pozteR dAy...and will be eMcee for weN 妹'z ROM....all in < one weeK....
i hAve no time to recoveR...since Dr. Ooi told me it wilL tAke monthz to recoveR!!! oh gosH...........
God, someoNe, anyoNe....sAve me....
weN 妹 and huA 妹 suggezted mAybe uze conceAler...but if uze conceAler, huA 妹 sAid will hAve to uze foundAtion too....duH...luckily weN 妹 sAid she should be free tomorroW to shop with me for thAt...hoPe huA 妹 cAn join too!
whY iz a 24-yr-old guY hAving sucH bAd acNe all of a suddeN? i hAven't hAd thiZ since....19? or 20? duH....my complexioN wAz perfecT during my BMT traininG on tekonG....i mizZ thAt complexioN...
oK...it should be the prolonGed 晚睡早起 and 晚睡晚起 cycleZ during my FYP...and the stresS? hmM....but froM the wAy i joke and lAugh...no one bliveZ i am stresSed....i'M also unsure if i aM...mAybe not. ;P
mAybe juZ....hormonAl chAngez? hahAa...PPMS...me and weN 妹 evAluated thAt it should be PPMS = Permanent Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. wahahAaa....bcuZ i'lL never hAve mensuS!! ;P
nevermiNd, i leArn the misS swAn spirit = i tAke it liKe a mAn...like a like a mAn!! ;P
tectoNic shiftZ...
illZ...
P.S.: the fAcial tectonic shifT concepT originAted from my deArezt 师傅 Xie Yi.
theN upoN its eruptioN...tectonic shiftZ resulted in mini volcAnoez arisinG on my chin...
theN az the tectonic plAtes rusH towArds eAch other...the eruptinG volcAno on my right cheeK hAz accompAnying volcAnoezzzZ emerging around it...
theN somehoW the tectoNic shiftinGz attAcked my foreheAd with 3 mini volcAnoes az well...
theN the skiN areA above my uppeR liP alSo kenA some eruptiVe mini volcAnoez......................
totAlly assymetRic = oH my gosH.
the pAst 2 weekZ hAve beeN totAl bloodsHed and puS-sHed...
too mucH to tolerAte, so i seeKed medicAl helP from my deArezt Dr. Ooi...
i wenT into hiZ rooM...he wAs looking at my recordz...and i sAid immediAtely: "Hi Doctor...I'm not ill...no flu....but please save me, save my face...my acne outbreAk iz just terrible!!"
theN he looKed up at my fAce...and theZe are whAt he prezcriBed:
S$62.00....for all theZe acne cureZ...
gosH, i hAve FYP pozteR dAy...and will be eMcee for weN 妹'z ROM....all in < one weeK....
i hAve no time to recoveR...since Dr. Ooi told me it wilL tAke monthz to recoveR!!! oh gosH...........
God, someoNe, anyoNe....sAve me....
weN 妹 and huA 妹 suggezted mAybe uze conceAler...but if uze conceAler, huA 妹 sAid will hAve to uze foundAtion too....duH...luckily weN 妹 sAid she should be free tomorroW to shop with me for thAt...hoPe huA 妹 cAn join too!
whY iz a 24-yr-old guY hAving sucH bAd acNe all of a suddeN? i hAven't hAd thiZ since....19? or 20? duH....my complexioN wAz perfecT during my BMT traininG on tekonG....i mizZ thAt complexioN...
oK...it should be the prolonGed 晚睡早起 and 晚睡晚起 cycleZ during my FYP...and the stresS? hmM....but froM the wAy i joke and lAugh...no one bliveZ i am stresSed....i'M also unsure if i aM...mAybe not. ;P
mAybe juZ....hormonAl chAngez? hahAa...PPMS...me and weN 妹 evAluated thAt it should be PPMS = Permanent Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. wahahAaa....bcuZ i'lL never hAve mensuS!! ;P
nevermiNd, i leArn the misS swAn spirit = i tAke it liKe a mAn...like a like a mAn!! ;P
tectoNic shiftZ...
illZ...
P.S.: the fAcial tectonic shifT concepT originAted from my deArezt 师傅 Xie Yi.
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